The Most Bizarre Von Miller Hair Moments

Written By Bakes

Avid writer on Men's Hair, Grooming, and Lifestyle!

There’s an art and science to going viral and then there’s just some cases in which its inevitable, most Von Miller Hair moments fall under the latter.

Since his debut NFL draft in 2011 some of his most consistent and bizarre hairstyles have included his,

  • Triangle Haircut
  • Dyed Hair
  • Buzz Cut

Gone are the days in which mostly musicians made statements with the use of their hair, todays athletes want a piece of the fun too!

Our editorial highlights his signature hairstyles along with a gallery and some of the more questionable ones!

Here are the Most Bizarre Von Miller Hair Moments

Triangle Haircut

Prior to his Instagram message explaining the motivation behind the triangle shaved haircut fans and sports media were confused by the hairstyle.

Von Miller Hair in triangle

I mean rightly so, especially when we’ve been accustomed to his buzz cut, so why the triangle haircut?

In an Instagram post he shared a caption which read

“A triangle represents manifestation, enlightenment, revelation, and a higher perspective. It is often used to mark the cycles of growth that lead to a higher state of being”.

Von Miller Haircut

So while it may be bizarre to us and it has some personal value attached to it which is all that matters I guess!

Dyed Hair

In an attempt to further make a statement we saw Von Miller hair in a different colour, orange! Why? I mean why not, that would be his answer.

Von Miller Hair dyed

Von also dyed his hair to bring more attention to it thus removing attention from his receding hairline. Sounds counterproductive but it worked!

I mean we see his hairline receding, but the focus and attention is on the strange new colour! Were also prone to see NFL players colour their heads, Odell Beckham Jr Hair comes to mind.

Disclaimer: Applying any sort of chemical to your hair is a very risky job as this can lead to breakage or thinning if not done correctly, therefore we always recommend you use a professional.

Buzz Cut

Outside of his bizarre haircuts and colours we mostly see Von Miller in his signature haircut, the buzz cut!

Von Miller Hair in buzz cut

1 level across his entire head with the occasional temple fade seems to be the style we mostly see on the athlete and one which suits him best.

Yes, were most likely to see him get creative again in the future but were equally confident he’s going to revert to the classic simple buzz cut!

Low maintenance seems to be the reason men in sports continue to place this as a favourite, especially since we’ve seen players get tackled by their long hair, ouch!

Extended Hair Gallery

Von Miller Hair in crew cut
buzz cut


Why is Von Miller’s hair a triangle?

Von Miller has a triangle shaped haircut at the back of his head as a spiritual ritual.

In his own words

 “it represents a path towards enlightenment or connection to an omnipresent being. Energetically, triangles direct energy and power in the direction which they point”.

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